Candle in the Tomb 鬼吹灯之精绝古城

Candle in the Tomb (鬼吹灯之精绝古城) follows a recently retired army man on dangerous tomb raiding adventures through snowy mountain of Kunlun to desert of Xinjiang. Zombies, ghosts, critters, 80s hairstyles, quotations from Chairman Mao, you name it, we got it.

I have reasons to believe this show passed the stringent Chinese censorship unscathed solely on their strategic placement of Mao and Deng. No self-respecting CC bureaucrat would take a scissor to a show that quotes the little red book and displays a healthy respect for local officials who voluntarily surrender ancient treasures to the government. We, the audience, understand perfectly the show is in no way mocking the establishment. And, it is most definitely not doing verbal eye rolling every time the characters express their patriotism to the motherland.

Now that we got the disclaimer out of the way, we can move on to the show itself.

To truly appreciate the show, one must watch the first 5 episodes in one sitting. The first 2 episodes build up your tolerance for crime against fashion and political brainwashing. The 3rd episode introduces you to the eeriness reserved for places devoid of human activity. The 4th episode scares you into turning on all the lights. I did not scream when I watched the scene-that-shall-not-be-named. At most, I yelped then politely invited my mom to watch the rest of the episode with me. The 5th episode brings you back to the wonderful land of open space and bright sunlight.

For the scene-that-shall-not-be-named, I will not post any picture or give any description because that is the only thing in horror films that unnerves me. A survey on weibo showed most viewers chose that scene as the “most memorable” scene in the first 6 episodes. You will not miss it when you see it.

Gui Cui Deng

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The Disguiser 伪装者

The Disguiser (伪装者) is about youngest brother of a prominent Shanghai family getting recruited by Kuomintang Secret Services to sabotage Japanese-controlled Chinese government which he thought his elder brothers work for. Unbeknownst to him, his brothers are actually undercover agents for the same Kuomintang Secret Services AND double agents for the Communists who has been trying to recruit him by actively putting him through hell every chance they get. Lest not forget their big sister, a legitimate businesswoman and an underground communist sympathizer, whose handler is the youngest brother’s biological father who serves under her oldest younger brother and takes orders indirectly from her 2nd oldest younger brother.

I kid you not. The show is just that confusing. If y’all need to sit down for this, I’ll understand.

The DisguiserThe Disguiser

Regular person may experience anxiety and confusion with leading a double life. Trained spy may find exploiting their family and friends somewhat distasteful. Not Ming Lou, who is a chameleon of a man with a mind like Mycroft Holmes, moves like James Bond, demeanor like Zhuge Liang, and connections like Olivia Pope.

Jin Dong

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